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Q. What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot-dog vendor? A. Make me one with everything. Upon receiving the hot dog the monk paid with a $20 bill, which the vendor promptly pocketed. "Why didn't you give me my change?" asked the monk. "Because," said the vendor, "change must come from within."

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tags: Money, Change, Religion, Buddhism

What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A man who is at two with the universe.

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tags: Religion, Buddhism

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