These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
This month's Handy Vocabulary Word is "didapper." The American Heritage Dictionary (Third College Edition) gives this definition for "didapper": A small grebe, such as the dabchick.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Learn a new word each day:
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney uh-lo'-nee:
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette urn'-a-det:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize ur'-gler-ize:
What a crook sees with.
Control kon-trol':
A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse i-klips':
What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes hee'-rhos:
What a guy in a boat does.
Misty mis'-tee:
How golfers create divots.
Paradox par'-u-doks:
Two physicians.
Parasites par'-uh-sites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist:
A helper on the farm.
Polarize po'-lur-ize:
What penguins see with.