Glen's Quotes Db (3169 total)

God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.

YOUNG WISDOM Outta the Mouths of Babes A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom." ---------- Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet." ---------- A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal." ---------- "Can people predict the future with cards? My mother can. Yeah, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home." ---------- A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

(After a political defeat, his wife commented) "Winston, it may well be a blessing in disguise" "At the moment, it seems quite efficiently disguised." -- Winston Churchill

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. -- Robert Orben

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.