These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
id: 374 | source: Plutarch | tags: Friendship, Relationships
Today is a gift--that's why they call it the present.
id: 570 | source: Anonymous | tags: Time Management
I.T. DEPARTMENT COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM
1. Describe your problem: __________
2. Now, describe your problem accurately: ______
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ___
4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor_ B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial
5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up B. Frozen C. Hung D. Shot
6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes No
7. Is it turned on? Yes No
8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No
9. Have you made it worse? Yes
10. Have you read the manual? Yes No
11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes No
12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No
13. Do you think you understood it? Yes No
14. If Yes,' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?____nothing,' explain why you were logged in: ______
15. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________
16. If
17. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes_ No_
Jesse at Indian trading post: "Dad check out this cool lighter."
Dad tries to fire up lighter, "Ahhhhhhhhhh, that shocked me."
Jesse "BBBBaaaa ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha........can I buy it."
Dad, "No you can't buy that..........but you can go show it to your mom."