These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side. Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
id: 219 | source: Rich Hall, "Sniglets" | tags: Communication
Elementary Physics: work = f.d force = m.a Therefore work = m.a.d
Planning is of no use at all unless
it eventually degenerates into work.
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine.