Glen's Quotes Db (3184 total)

These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.

It frequently happens that the value of a thing lies in the
fact that someone has possessed it. A very ordinary thing
acquires a new value, if it has been possessed by some famous
person. In any museum we will find quite ordinary things --
clothes, a walking-stick, a pen, pieces of furniture -- which
are only of value because they were possessed and used by some
great person. It is the ownership which gives them worth. It
is so with the Christian. The Christian may be a very ordinary
person, but he acquires a new value and dignity and greatness
because he belongs to God. The greatness of the Christian lies
in the fact that he is God's.

Proof that girls are evil:

Girls require Time & Money: G = T * M
And, as we all know, Time is Money: T = M; therefore G = M^2
We also know that Money is the root of all evil: M = E^.5
Therefore, by simple math: G=(E^.5)^2; G = E

A game warden pulls his motorboat up along side a man sitting quietly with a pole in his hand. "Doing a little fishing, are we?"
The man, painfully aware of his lack of a fishing license answered, "No sir. Just drowning worms."

Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you." -- Elbert Hubbard

As a leader you provide for people only what they can’t provide for themselves. -- Ken Blanchard