These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
"Uncle Cosmo ... why do they call this a word processor?" "It's simple, Skyler ... you've seen what food processors do to food, right?"
id: 299 | source: MacNelley, "Shoe" | tags: Humor, Technology
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
It's always a constant consolation to me to realize that although God created man and woman there is no recorded testimony that he created committees. For this alone we worship him.