Glen's Quotes Db (3181 total)

These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.

We who were living are now dying With a little patience.

Dog Haiku Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.

Read no history: read nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.

Reputation is character minus what you’ve been caught doing.