These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
id: 412 | source: Charles Schultz, Charlie Brown | tags: Relationships
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
One day, Eve was walking in the garden with the Lord. She said, "Lord, the garden is wonderful, and the animals and birds provide such joy, but I am still lonely sometimes." "No problem!" the Lord replied. "I will make you a man for a companion. He will desire to please you and to be with you. But I have to warn you, he won't be perfect. He'll have a difficult time understanding you're feelings, will tend to think only of himself if allowed to, and will stay out late with his bowling buddies." "What's bowling?" Eve asked. "Oh... never mind. I was just getting ahead of myself, sorry." "That's OK. I think I can handle this 'man'," Eve replied. "Great, I'll get right to it!" God said, and started grabbing some mud and shaping it. Suddenly, the Lord stopped and said to Eve, "Oh, there's one other thing about this man I'm making for you." "What's that?" asked Eve. "You'll have to tell him he was here first."
id: 660 | source: Anonymous | tags: Gender Issues, Humor
Officials in the tony Silicon Valley town of Woodside, Calif. (population
5,600), recently debated compliance with a state law requiring that town to
have at least 16 "affordable housing" units (maximum rent for a one-bedroom
apartment, $870) in that otherwise-high-end real estate market, and the best
they could come up with, according to a November Associated Press report,
was to allow horse farmers to create "apartments" for middle-class residents
inside their barns.
There are three kinds of people:
The few who learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The majority of them who have to touch the electric fence to see if it's really on.
id: 1876 | source: Anonymous | tags: Experience, Folly, Wisdom