Glen's Quotes Db (3181 total)

These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

IF THEY CAN call a shoe store the Athlete's Foot, WHY CAN'T THEY call a lingerie store the Yeast Infection?

Oliver Wendell Holmes was a man of fairly small stature. Holmes attended a meeting where he was the shortest man present. "Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows."

"I do," retorted Holmes. "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies."