These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
In the Force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
MIRABILE DICTU! - (Latin for "Signs and portents!")
Veterinary office: "All unattended children given free kitten."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Can we pick your nose?"
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs."
On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists Office "If you don't see what you're looking for you've
come to the right place."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
id: 991 | source: Internet | tags: Advertising, Humor
Bumper sticker for pastors: Yes, this is my church. No, you can't have a pledge.
id: 1704 | source: Anonymous | tags: Campus Ministry
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.