Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.permalink source: W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.permalink source: W.C. Fields
In the batty circular logic of American Twelve Step programs, defensively denying you're an addict is rock-solid proof that you are, in fact, an addict. Insisting that you have a right to be defensive since you're defending yourself against a charge that isn't true just digs you in deeper. Denying something tat isn't true only proves you're in denial, and all addicts are denial until they admit they're addicts, at which point they're in recovery.permalink source: Dan Savage, Skipping Towards Gomorrah 118