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permalink source: Anonymous
tags: Goals, Application

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something to cure the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?" The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"

permalink source: Anonymous
tags: Communication, Application

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said. "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."

permalink source: Anonymous
tags: Prayer, Theology, Application

He was dressed go out for a Sunday speech before a large crowd. His mother was sitting beside the front door. As Carlyle passed her on his way out, she said to him, "And where might you be going, Thomas?" "Mother," he replied, "I’m going to tell the people what is wrong with the world." His mother responded with, "Aye, Thomas, but are you going to tell them what to do about it?"

permalink source: Herb Miller regarding Thomas Carlyle
tags: Preaching, Application