SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT: She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tripped over the cordless phone. If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless. When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved. It took her months to figure out she could use her new AM radio at night. Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? ... They're too hard to retrain. Why can't blondes be pharmacists? ...Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. What is the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes at a 4-way stop. What do you call a smart blonde? ...A golden retriever.