An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and back together again. The boy asked, "What is this,
Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order. The
walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, "Quick! Go get your Mother."