The Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On 15> Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err." 14> Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" 13> Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum." 12> MTV: "Loud and easy to spell." 11> Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!" 10> Iguana: "The other green meat." 9> Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!" 8> Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!" 7> Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years." 6> Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!" 5> Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!" 4> Trojans: "Just add meat." 3> Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!" 2> Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan That Never Quite Caught On... 1> Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?" "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com"