Dog Haiku Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.