Redneck medical terms
Artery......................The study of paintings.
Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Coma........................A punctuation mark.
Enema.......................Not a friend.
Secretion...................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
Varicose....................Near by
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