How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic and Orthodox: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to
approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much
they liked the old one better.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to
do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against
the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found
light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light
bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in
which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are
equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely
out, you are loved -- you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.
Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19. Bring bulb of
your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church
lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a light bulb?