reasons why "Santa can't possibly be a man:
Men can't pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened being seen with all those
elves.
Men don't answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as
anything
remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly."
Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment
Anonymous
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