CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...What was I thinking?!" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...After having met you, I've changed my mind." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,...I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "You look great for your age...Almost life-like!" "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "We have been friends for a very long time...What do you say we call it quits?" "I'm so miserable without you...It's almost like you're here." "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."