Our Town is Soooooo Small ("How small is it?!?") - Our Town is so small that, ...our city limits signs are both on the same post. ...the City jail is called amoeba; it only has one cell. ...the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch. ...the 7-11 is a 9-5. ...the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog. ...the New Years baby was born in October. ...the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions. ...there's no place to go that you shouldn't. ...a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes. ...the phone book has only one page. ...there's nothing doing every minute. ...at the last beauty contest, nobody won 1st, 2nd or 3rd ...the ZIP code was a fraction. ...second street is in the next town.