A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the
town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring
as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," Explained the man.
We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down the bottom
of the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My
wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
farther when the mule stumbled again. One more my wife
quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half mile
when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly
removed a revolver from her pocket and shot him.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when
she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
Anonymous
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