Someone sent me these interesting statements related to the kitchen: * A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand * A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life * A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House * A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen... And This Kitchen Is Delirious * Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT * Housework Done Properly Can Kill You * If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap. * No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes * Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator