"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an
attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the
blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to
ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for
the whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional chronic complainers:

Article I: You do not have the "right" to a new car, big
screen TV, or any other form of wealth. If you can legally
acquire them, fine, but none are guaranteed.

Article II: You do not have the "right to never be offended."
Freedoms offered in this nation are for everyone, not just
you.

Article III. You do not have the right to be "free from harm."
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you
wealthy.

Article IV: You do not have the right to "free food and
housing." We will not continue to subsidize professional
couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than create
another generation of couch potatoes.

Article V: You do not have the right to "free health care."

Article VI: You do not have the "right to physically harm or
kill someone." If you do, don't be shocked when you're in
jail or on death row.

Article VII: You do not have the right to the possessions
of others.

Article VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our
children risk their lives in foreign wars battling each and
every little tyrant in a military uniform and a funny hat.

Article IX: You don't have the "right to a job."

Article X. You do not have the "right to happiness," only
the right to pursue it.