MIRABILE DICTU! - (Latin for "Signs and portents!")
Veterinary office: "All unattended children given free kitten."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Can we pick your nose?"
Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs."
On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."
At an Optometrists Office "If you don't see what you're looking for you've
come to the right place."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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