MIRABILE DICTU! - (Latin for "Signs and portents!") * Veterinary office: "All unattended children given free kitten." * On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." * At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." * Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Can we pick your nose?" * Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." * On an Electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts." * In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." * On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push." * At an Optometrists Office "If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place." * In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." * On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome. Dog food is expensive." * Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." * In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" * In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."