A businessman bought a computer and soon discovered that he was spending all his time playing computer games. He got upset and called a computer expert to come configure his computer so that he couldn't play games on it. The next day he walks into his office and finds his 9 year old daughter playing a computer game. In a rage he calls the computer expert and starts to tell him off. The expert goes: "Hold on a second, you just said to make it so you couldn't play games--you didn't say nothing about no 9 year old!"