It's (Usually) So Dry in Texas that: The cows give evaporated milk. The trees are whistling for the dogs. A sad Texan once prayed "I wish it would rain- not so much for me, 'cause I've seen it, but for my 7 year old." It's Usually So Hot in Texas that: Parking spaces are determined by shade rather than distance You discover that it takes only two fingers to steer your car Hot water comes out from both taps You realize that asphalt has a liquid state