The Top 15 Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings 15> My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement. 14> I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes. 13> Lie down with me -- it's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa. 12> I picked up this card from a slim selection But that's all they offer here in witness protection. Love, J. Doe 11> I've waited so long for you to be mine. Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine. 10> Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style. 9> Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass; So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass. 8> Violets are blue, roses are red, I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead? 7> The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook! 6> Hey. 5> Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness. 4> Lust is fleeting, true love lingers. Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers. 3> Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like. 2> Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand So I won't be a self-made man. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting... 1> When a goon makes you die, Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore! [ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ] [ The Top 5 List top5@gmbweb.com http://www.topfive.com ] [ To forward or repost, please include this section. ] [ You like to receive credit for your work, and so do we. ]

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