Haircuts - The difference between men and women: * Women's Version: * Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cuuuuute! Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 2: Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this style, I think. Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 2: Oh, now *that's* funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. Woman 2: Do you think so? Oh, you're just saying that! Woman 1: No! Really, I mean it... * Men's Version: * Man 2: Haircut? Man 1: Ummhmm.

source: Anonymous tags: Gender Issues, Humor