BUMPER STICKERS: Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..." Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car... I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Honk if you love peace and quiet. Think honk if you're a telepath.

source: Anonymous tags: Humor