When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive through bank machines? If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they get it to stick to the pan? If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? Why do they sterilize the needles for all lethal injections? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?