Jesse at Indian trading post: "Dad check out this cool lighter." Dad tries to fire up lighter, "Ahhhhhhhhhh, that shocked me." Jesse "BBBBaaaa ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha........can I buy it." Dad, "No you can't buy that..........but you can go show it to your mom."

source: Curt Harlow, on his move to California from Springfield tags: Marriage, Pranks