“Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?”
”Use a pencil ‘till I get there”
“Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this.”
“OK, don’t do that anymore!”
“Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places “
”Well don't go back to those places!”
“Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee”
”Have you tried taking the spoon out of you mug?”
“Doctor, doctor, I touch my head and it hurts. I touch my chest and it hurts. I touch my leg and it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts—what’s wrong with me?”
“You have a broken finger.”
Anonymous
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