HEY BUDDY, MOOOVE! The last thing Ethem Sahin remembers was sitting in a coffee house in Nevsehir, Turkey, playing dominoes with friends. "My friends told me later what happened. I couldn't believe it," he says. A cow had wandered onto the cafe's roof from a hillside and crashed through the ceiling, landing on Sahin. He suffered cuts and a broken leg, and woke up in the hospital. The cow was not injured. (AP) ...Never ask for cream in Turkish coffee.