Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new expression RIGOR MORRIS The cat is dead. RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID Honk if you're Scottish HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Can you drive a French motorcycle? VENI, VIPI, VICI I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered VENI, VIDI, VISA I came, I saw, I shopped. COGITO EGGO SUM I think, therefore I am ... a waffle QUE SERA SERF Life is feudal LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI The king is dead. No kidding POSH MORTEM Death styles of the rich and famous PRO BOZO PUBLICO Support your local clown MONAGE A TROIS I am three years old HASTE CUISINE Fast French food QUIP PRO QUO A fast retort ALOHA OY Love; greetings; farewell; and from such a pain you should never know MAZEL TON Tons of luck VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it CARNE DIEM Seize the meat