* The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks On the Water." The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus." * Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. * The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy." * Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. * Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some others. * Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered. * Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. * The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility. * The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. * This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. * The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. * Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. * Weight Watchers will meet at 7PM. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. * Our next song is, "Angels We Have Heard Get High." * The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge! Up Yours!"

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