The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying. He leadeth me to rivers of Mountain Dew when I need to be refreshed He restoreth my faith in study guides. He leads me to better study habits For my grade's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown; For thou art with me. My prayers and my friends, they comfort me. Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness; Thou anointest my head with understanding. My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me All the days of my examinations, And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever, Amen!

source: Anonymous tags: Prayer, College