A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell
rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach is
standing there. The cockroach immediately punches him
between the eyes and scampers off. The next evening, the man
is sitting at home when the doorbell rings. When he answers
the door, the cockroach is there again. This time, it
punches him, kicks him and karate chops him before running
away. The third evening, the man is sitting at home when the
doorbell rings. When he answers the door, the cockroach is
there yet again. It leaps at him and bites him several times
before making off. The gravely injured man manages to crawl
to the telephone and summon an ambulance. He is rushed to
intensive care and they save his life.
The next morning, the doctor is doing his rounds. He asks
our hero what happened, so the man explains about the 6 foot
cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Yes, there is a
nasty bug going around."
Anonymous
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