greetings earthlings,

Yes, I know there are many other Bump's out there, but I think I am the only
one that distributes literature known as Bump's World, "The Adventures of
J.D. Bump" I know it sounds fictional at times, but crazy stuff really does
happen to me, ie...

The other day I went took a missionary, Grady Smalling (Romania) to the
airport in Tulsa. After dropping Grady off I decided to visit a friend of
mine in Tulsa. I took directions in my head not writing them on paper, big
mistake...I turned on the right street but could not remember if his house
was the 4th or 5th on the right or left, he told me to look for his old red
Taurus in the driveway...ah ha...I found it on the right. The one time in
my life that I am actually going to be ornery, I saw that the garage door
was open, proceeded to go in through the garage door entrance without
knocking, whoops, as I creeped down the hallway a lady suddenly appeared
that I didn't recognize...looks like I got the wrong house...scared her to
death...went out the back door in a hurry (big dog) I looked across the
street and there was a red taurus which also happened to be my friend's
taurus...let this be a lesson, sneak up on your friends but take better
directions.

Pray for my cousin Ryan who is going to Senegal with the Peace Corp...he's a
true brother to me.

J.D. Bump