My Missouri golf buddy John Ohlin has sent me a few other
caddie scenarios: Golfer - "I've played so poorly today I
think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddie: "I
don't think you could keep your head down that long."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world!"
Caddie: "I doubt it - that would be too much of a
coincidence." A preacher golfer: "Caddie, do you think
it's a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddie, "Reverend, the
way you play, it's a sin any day of the week."
And the golfer who thought more highly of his distance
shots than he should have: "Caddie, do you think I can
reach the green with a five iron?" Caddie: "Eventually."
Dan Betzer
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