1) Is Atheism a "non-prophet" organization? 2) If I went to a bookstore and asked the sales clerk where the self-help section was, and he told me, would it defeat the whole purpose? 3) What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? 4) How is it possible to have a "civil" war? 5) Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song? 6) Would the ocean be a lot deeper if there were no sponges? 7) If you had everything, where would you put it? 8) And I wonder why the cemetery just raised its burial charges and blamed the cost of living?