MEDICAL DAFFYNITIONS ~ Artery: The study of painting ~ Bacteria: The back door of the cafeteria ~ Barium: What doctors do when their patients die ~ Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O or U ~ Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome ~ CAT Scan: Searching for a kitty ~ Cauterize: To make eye contact with a girl ~ Coma: A punctuation mark ~ Enema: Someone who is not your friend ~ Fester: Quicker ~ Fibula: A small lie ~ Labor Pain: When you get hurt at work ~ Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates ~ Node: Was aware of ~ Outpatient: A patient who fainted ~ Pelvis: An Elvis impersonator ~ Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery ~ Secretion: Something you don't want anyone to know ~ Seizure: A Roman emperor ~ Tablet: A small table ~ Terminal: Where the planes land ~ Urine: Opposite of "you're out" ~ Varicose: Nearby ~ Vein: To be conceited