MEDICAL DAFFYNITIONS Artery: The study of painting Bacteria: The back door of the cafeteria Barium: What doctors do when their patients die Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O or U Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome CAT Scan: Searching for a kitty Cauterize: To make eye contact with a girl Coma: A punctuation mark Enema: Someone who is not your friend Fester: Quicker Fibula: A small lie Labor Pain: When you get hurt at work Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates Node: Was aware of Outpatient: A patient who fainted Pelvis: An Elvis impersonator Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery Secretion: Something you don't want anyone to know Seizure: A Roman emperor Tablet: A small table Terminal: Where the planes land Urine: Opposite of "you're out" Varicose: Nearby Vein: To be conceited
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