These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
Haircuts - The difference between men and women: * Women's Version: * Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cuuuuute! Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 2: Oh no, it's perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this style, I think. Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 2: Oh, now *that's* funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. Woman 2: Do you think so? Oh, you're just saying that! Woman 1: No! Really, I mean it... * Men's Version: * Man 2: Haircut? Man 1: Ummhmm.
id: 701 | source: Anonymous | tags: Gender Issues, Humor
According to Camarillo, residence deans have noticed a connection between regular drug use and social and academic difficulties. "Hard Drugs are Rare on Campus", Sarah Lustbader, Wednesday, June 4, 2003 That's my "duh!" sentence of the year award.
Given an equal degree of intelligence, a thousand times more is lost in war through anxiety than through boldness.
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