Glen's Quotes Db (3169 total)

These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Of course, you could do even better with a dead squirrel.

Those who eat with one chopstick go hungry. If you eat many prunes you’ll get a good run for your money. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Those who who drive like hell are bound to get there! Those who stand on toilet get high on pot! Those who live in glass houses should change in the basement. A crowded elevator smells different to a child

There is all the difference in the world between believing that we are right and believing that everyone is wrong. Unshakable conviction is a Christian virtue; unyielding intolerance is a sin.

"most Americans feel the same way about hockey as they do conservative Christianity: they want for it to exist as long as they never, ever have to encounter it." http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=158

God Uses Broken Things

God uses broken things. It takes broken soil to produce a crop, broken clouds to give rain, broken grain to give bread, broken bread to give strength. It is the broken alabaster box that gives forth perfume . . . it is Peter, weeping bitterly, who returns to greater power than ever.

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