These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
The more you say, the less people remember. The fewer the words, the greater the profit.
id: 155 | source: Fenelon | tags: Effectiveness, Wisdom
Too many Christians expect million dollar answers to ten-cent prayers.
Top 8 Signs your Significant Other is an Agent of SATAN 8> Constantly doing aerobics to "Sweatin' To The Eternal Fires of Damnation" video. 7> C'mon -- do you really think *God* would find a partner for a loser like you? 6> Brimstone and fire and the smell of sulfur every night, even when he hasn't had Taco Bell. 5> Claims she got that "Roast Suckling Child" recipe by watching Martha Stewart. 4> Uses a toaster to keep the bathwater hot. 3> You say, "I'd sell my soul for a good bagel in this town"; she pulls out a receipt pad. 2> The head rotating, the screaming and cursing, the pea soup vomit... and it's not even that time of the month! 1> While playing Go Fish, she asks, "Got any souls?"
id: 638 | source: Anonymous | tags: Gender Issues, Humor
The Center For Youth Ministry? <img src="http://glenandpaula.com/quotes/uploads/1112208180cym.jpg" width="200" height="367" />
id: 2816 | source: Unknown | tags: Relevance, Youth Ministry