Glen's Quotes Db (3169 total)

These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.

If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, they even swear by it.

Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

A frightened captain makes a frightened crew. –

Q: If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside? A: K9P

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