These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
The actual experience of God will never really be possible if we are constantly busy with the cultivation of our own personalities by a spurious spirituality.
God made Adam out of dust, But thought it best to make me first; So I was made before the man According to the Lord's Holy Plan. My whole body God made complete, Without arms or hands or feet. My ways and acts did the Lord control, But in my body He placed no soul. A living being I became, And Adam gave to me a name. Then from his presence I withdrew, For this man Adam I never knew. All my maker's laws I do obey, And from these laws I never stray. Thousand's of me go in fear, But seldom on the earth appear. Later, for a purpose the Lord did see, He placed a living soul in me. But that soul of mine the Lord had to claim, And from me took it back again. And when this soul from me had fled, I was the same as when first made; Without arms, legs, feet, or soul, I travel on from pole to pole. My labors are from day to night, And to men I once furnished light. Thousands of people, both young and old, Did by my death bright lights behold. No right nor wrong can I conceive, The bible and it's teachings I can't believe. The fear of death does not trouble me, Pure happiness I will never see. Up in Heaven I can never go, Nor in the grave or Hell below. So get your Bible and read with care, You'll find my name recorded there. The answer is one word, five letters long, and appears only four times in the King James Version of the Bible. http://www.MikeysFunnies.com/riddle.html for answer
According to Camarillo, residence deans have noticed a connection between regular drug use and social and academic difficulties. "Hard Drugs are Rare on Campus", Sarah Lustbader, Wednesday, June 4, 2003 That's my "duh!" sentence of the year award.
Mr. Business went to Mass; he never missed a Sunday. Mr Business went to hell for what he did on Monday. By: Ed Willock
In order to see who is the most holy, they decide to bet on whether they can each convert a bear to their faith, and they agree to meet the next day to compare results. The next day the priest goes first - he's a little bruised and scratched and his clothes are a little torn - and says, "I prayed over the bear and sprinkled some holy water on him, and behold! he was baptized into the faith and became a Christian." The minister stands up - he has one arm in a cast and a big claw mark on his face - and says, "Brothers, I brought the bear down to the river and dunked him in the water until Satan came out of him and he was saved!" They both turn to the rabbi, who's in bed in a full body cast and his head wrapped in bandages, and in a weak voice he says, "In retrospect, I shouldn't have started with circumcision."