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AT THE END How the Media Would Handle the End of the World USA Today: WE'RE DEAD Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour Sports Illustrated: Game Over Ladies Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet! Cosmopolitan: How to Drive Your Man Wild in the Afterlife TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar! Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life, as we know it, affect the way we view the cosmos? Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE. America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes. Money Magazine: Mortgage Rates and Property Values Hit All Time Low.

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Unfortunately, many people assume the Bible is an unreliable document. The truth is that of all ancient literature the New Testament is the most well-authenticated document, with an overwhelming amount of evidence supporting its reliability. There are more New Testament manuscripts, copied with greater accuracy, at earlier dates than from any secular classic from antiquity such as Herodotus, Plato, or Aristotle. Some charge that there are grievous errors in the Bible. Actually, scholars who have examined the thousands of manuscript copies discovered 150,000 "textual variants." These variants are slight, involving a missing letter in a word. For example, note the variants in the following: Youha*ejus#wonamilliondol^ars. My guess is that you would not have any problem making out this message in spite of the variants. In more than 99 percent of the cases of textual variants in the New Testament, the original text can be reconstructed to a practical certainty. In October 2003, Odyssey Marine Exploration recovered a ship's bell off the coast of Georgia. They believe it is from the ship called the TENNESSEE, which sank back in 1865 with a cargo of up to $180 million in gold. They aren't absolutely certain because the bell's inscription is partially obscured. Only the letters "SSEE" are visible. The rest of the inscription won't be legible until it's cleaned. With $180 million at stake, do you think they will allow this fragment of a word to hinder their search? Citation: Van Morris, Mt. Washington, Kentucky; source: "Salvaged Bell May Be Key to Riches," USA TODAY (10-15-03);

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

There’s always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match with me and says "Sure. Ten million dollars. You know, for that kind of money, I’d fight him." As if someone is going to pay $200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old carpet salesman get hit in the face once and cry.