These are quotes which stood out to me, possibly for use in a sermon someday. Their presence here does not mean I agree with them, it merely shows that I might want to reference them later. The default view is five random selections. Use the tag list on the right to view all quotes relevant to that theme.
[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
How to Stay Safe in the World Today 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians. 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals. You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services or in bible studies, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point of time is at church!
Talk doesn’t cook rice. – Chinese Proverb
Don’t interrupt me when I’m interrupting. -- Winston Churchill
Soulmates are forged not found.